Life according to Josh...

My Uncle's Monkey

2009-04-20T10:35:00.000-07:00

I have an uncle in Ethiopia. His name is Haile. He likes all kind of animals. He likes wild animals and pets. He had more than 30 birds and each one of them had a birdhouse. He also had dogs and cats. I lived with him for about 6 months. Once he saw a big monkey for sale. He liked the monkey, so the next day he bought the huge monkey. The monkey was brown and black. It was over 4 feet tall whan it stood up. The monkey liked only my uncle. My uncle had a wife, but the monkey did not like her. My uncle tied the monkey to a big pole on the inside of the house. Every time the monkey saw my uncle's wife, the monkey would scream at her. Once my uncle was playing with the monkey, and the monkey bit his finger. It was bleeding a lot so he went to see the docter. The monkey did not mean to hurt my uncle, but my he got rid of the monkey anyway. My uncle still likes monkeys and wild animals. I think my aunt was happy to see the monkey go.

Josh

favorite food

2009-04-08T11:01:00.000-07:00

When the first time you adopt a child from Ethiopia let them try a different kind of food.
If they are old enough to eat normal food, I would feed them pizza, pasta, or something healthy like vegitable or some fruit. Just let them try it to see if they like it. If they do not like it, try some thing new.

My first post

2009-04-01T12:37:00.000-07:00

Hi. I'm Josh. I want to give you some tips if you are adopting from Ethiopia.
If you adopt from Ethiopia, make them play soccer everyday. They will love it.
Don't make them eat soup.
Take a bath every day and be a clean freak.
Make them do school every day except the weekends.
Let them eat fudge... like cookies.
Let them watch a vampire movie if they want to.
Don't let them wear goofy clothes (from Jameson)
If they like sports, let them go watch sports... like superstar Christian Rolando... or David Beckham. Then call me or text me...

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